Greetings gifted follower. If you have stumbled upon this fountain of knowledge, you are one of the privileged few of the sacred generation. In days to come I will invite you to join me in the free flowing stream of consciousness that exists in the brain of The Falcon. I intend to use this portal as a chance enlighten those who have fallen from social circles, been stuck by The Man, and probably a following of lame hipster wannabes.
The Falcon's laboratory is dedicated to highly experimental research that defies convention. Some may write it off as a waste of humanity's time, or perhaps just the ramblings of a madman. ...But, to you few believers, you who have faith in the cause of redeeming inspiration from the bowels of society, you will be saved from yourselves. I intend to spell out numerous experiments, tests, and operations that will save humanity from the mundane by using unorthodox and highly theoretical principles of "science."
I thank you for your time.
-The Falcon
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