Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Welcome

Greetings gifted follower. If you have stumbled upon this fountain of knowledge, you are one of the privileged few of the sacred generation. In days to come I will invite you to join me in the free flowing stream of consciousness that exists in the brain of The Falcon. I intend to use this portal as a chance enlighten those who have fallen from social circles, been stuck by The Man, and probably a following of lame hipster wannabes. 


The Falcon's laboratory is dedicated to highly experimental research that defies convention. Some may write it off as a waste of humanity's time, or perhaps just the ramblings of a madman. ...But, to you few believers, you who have faith in the cause of redeeming inspiration from the bowels of society, you will be saved from yourselves. I intend to spell out numerous experiments, tests, and operations that will save humanity from the mundane by using unorthodox and highly theoretical principles of "science."


Ultimately my aspirations may be nothing more than symbols of text on a server somewhere in the North American continent. However, if one pupil learns to defy reason and gain a new sense of logic, my task will be complete.

I thank you for your time.

-The Falcon

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