It has come to my attention that sometimes the komodo dragons get lazy and are not an efficient means of transport. Therefore I've been devising a new mode of transport dubbed... the FALCONMOBILE.
Currently I'm sick of gas prices. It takes way too much out of my research fund to fill up an American automobile. Sadly, this endeavor hinges upon my contact, Bruno smuggling a suitcase nuke from the ex-Soviet empire into the U.S. I'm planning on using a small nuclear reactor to generate power in the turbine engine. I think I'll just have him FedEx it.
I will not be stopped by the petty struggle in the Middle East. Plans will be posted upon development.
Solidly,
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