While attempting to complete the lab rennovations and install the sound-proofing insulation, I took a break to make a sandwich and watch TV. After channel surfing through static, reality programming, and self-help gurus, I realized a fact about broadcasting... There is nothing to watch. Then a thought occured to me, we need better programming. As my mind perused though various scenarios, I came up with this interesting concept. People like to see destruction.
This brings me to Proposition #401: Zamboni Demo Derby.
Much like a typical county fair demolition derby, the key is destruction. However, unlike most county fairs, there will be modifications. As the nature of the zamboni requires, the event must be held on ice. I supposed for the sake of TV ratings and the FCC it can't be a fight to death. Also if that happened, major league hockey teams wouldn't be able to skate because the nations' best zamboni drivers would be no more. This would probably lead to the rise of marshall law state of ice control in which one great and powerful champion would abuse his position, oppressing other up-and-coming zamboni-ists. Until a vigilante uprising upsets the throne, his terror will reign supreme. ...So to avoid this, it'll just be a show to smash up big ice shaving vehicles.
Hungry for knowledge,
-The Falcon
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